Dudebro : yo their mom’s a milf
Writer: yeah and im their stepdad
Ps. Tell ur mom she looks pretty tonight. I’ll pick her up at 8.
Writer: yeah and im their stepdad
Ps. Tell ur mom she looks pretty tonight. I’ll pick her up at 8.
by Dilf&milfhunter May 27, 2022
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- Person who looks like an animal (aka Protein pony) and neglects his real life commitments to try to make it big on social media.
- Middle aged loser grasping at straws.
- Person who looks like an animal (aka Protein pony) and neglects his real life commitments to try to make it big on social media.
- Middle aged loser grasping at straws.
by godzilla the cat May 29, 2022
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Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"
Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"
by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021
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