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Knock

That dude is a knock. I wouldn't give him anything on credit.
by WeaponsMassD September 26, 2022
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The Knocks

"I know you're not talking shit coming from the knocks."
by Knocksville October 15, 2022
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why you knocking

Knocking can be used as a very versatile word. It could mean joking, failing, messing around, fucking, etc. Meaning is up to context of the conversation.
you look like an idiot, why you knocking?”
“bitch, are you knocking that guy?”
“girl you have to be knocking right now”
by theerector October 19, 2022
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Louisiana Knock Out

While your best babe is giving you a BJ while your standing up, and she's on her knees on the floor, you guzzle a bottle of red wine, then shotgun a beer. Right before you start puking all over her head, grab her by both ears so she can't back off. While your puking all over her head, force your meat stick down her throat until you blow your load and the gagging makes puke and nut shoot out of her mouth like a fire hose. Take your dong out her mouth and knee her as hard as you can on the chin.
My girl loves to suck my d*ck, but she talks to much and I had to get up early, so I gave her a Louisiana Knock Out.
by Lance Dirk January 1, 2022
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Cringe-Knock

Cringe-Knock is something where if your friend says something cringe, knock ‘em out cold!
Friend: UWU
Other Friend: THATS CRINGE, IMMA Cringe-Knock YOY!
Friend: huh?
*Cringe-Knocks*
by FunnyGuy(not really) April 6, 2022
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hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
by Masogir November 5, 2019
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Naked and Knocked Up

When a woman or couple takes "barefoot and pregnant" to the next level (usually considered a fantasy fetish due to the high financial cost). In addition to doing all the tasks associated with being barefoot and pregnant (cooking, cleaning, keeping the house in good working order, providing and raising children for the man of the house, etc.), the woman will be naked any time she is at home, always providing for her husband's viewing pleasure and sexual gratification. She will also insist on always being pregnant and having as many children as possible (until she either reaches a certain age or her eggs dry out). If she isn't currently pregnant, she's trying to get that way.

Explanations for taking it that extra step include some combination of the following:
- One or both members of the couple is a nymphomaniac
- One or both members of the couple was raised with the breeder mindset
- They have a submissive/dominant relationship (woman/man, respectively)

The financial cost of engaging in a “naked and knocked up” relationship is that of raising a constantly growing family. Roughly every 10 months, you'd have another mouth to feed/body to clothe. Only certain professions by the breadwinner can support the high demands of such a lifestyle.
Guy 1: Your wife just had your 4th child and already wants another? Wow, she must love being barefoot and pregnant.
Guy 2: Yeah, she does. It’s too bad I don’t make enough money to keep her naked and knocked up.

Stan wrote erotica, mostly about women who wanted to be naked and knocked up, as a side gig. Ironically, his wife was anything but that, having only had 2 children, seven years apart.
by Prof K1792 November 22, 2020
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