Blake johnson

A low-key term for "blowjob"

"Yeah man, I went to her house and she gave me the ol' Blake Johnson

by AustinSmith53 October 25, 2015

lyla johnson

Lyla loves ted

Lyla why you such a Lyla johnson

by popodog March 31, 2021

kyle johnson

one of the best youtubers to ever exist, the nicest smile ever, and the sweetest sweetheart.

do you know kyle johnson?
oh yeah, he's the best youtuber.

by benitezluvr April 13, 2021

Samuel Johnson

average child lover

yeah its a shame he was arrested. Really showed his inner Samuel Johnson there.

by sausage_animations January 5, 2023

Jaden Johnson

The love of my life.

Stay with me please

Jaden Johnson means the world to me hes my love

by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 28, 2021

Katrell Johnson

A tall lanky person, who is always smiling for no reason . He socializes with everyone, doesn’t care about race. He’s a cool kid but people still hate on him .

That must be “Katrell Johnson” wow he is tall.

by Slimeboy08 February 28, 2019

Markus Johnson

A not so tall white kid that likes people playing with his ass and enjoys Hand jobs from small Asian men he looks like a crack head version of Peter Griffin with a ugly but chin he also finds it hot to jack off with dog Semen And at night you will probably find him beating his dick on his grandmas sleeping face

That’s a Markus Johnson run

by Big coop the dog September 26, 2018