Harry Johnson

Huge shlong, they always have a shlong above 17 meters

Harry Johnson has a huge shlong

by Videos.com April 16, 2022

Blake johnson

A low-key term for "blowjob"

"Yeah man, I went to her house and she gave me the ol' Blake Johnson

by AustinSmith53 October 25, 2015

The Johnson Curse

This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.

Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...

by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018

Landon Johnson

Landon Johnson can be best described as the most handsome young man with the biggest horse cock known to man and is amazing at everything he does.

Look at that penis! It has to be Landon Johnson.

by bingo6924 January 29, 2022

kyle johnson

one of the best youtubers to ever exist, the nicest smile ever, and the sweetest sweetheart.

do you know kyle johnson?
oh yeah, he's the best youtuber.

by benitezluvr April 13, 2021

john johnson

A white stereotype, mostly depicted as an old business manager who wants to be HIP and COOL with memes and popular music (Filthy Frank often uses him as a person behind shitty commercials which try to be relevant with millenials)

Example: This commercial is again made by a fucking John Johnson. Just look at the shitty memes and electronic music.

by Speedfox64 October 27, 2017

Jaden Johnson

The love of my life.

Stay with me please

Jaden Johnson means the world to me hes my love

by Cockroachesandpeanuts November 28, 2021