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Jake hale

A cuntry ass Motherfucker that drives a loud ass, shitbox Chevy Suburban and kills furry animals with his Slock Stick.
You know Jake Hale?
Yeah sumbitch drives that shitbox suburban
by LoudAssSuburban1989 May 7, 2019
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jake branson

a crazy lunatic that doesn't leave girls alone and tends to be a stalker and never leave their side. everyone hates him and wants to punch him in the face. he thinks that he's the shit. he also thinks he can make fun of anyone but if they make fun of him he has to go crazy.
everyone: ugh jake branson is coming to the party
everyone: his mom always has to stay and it's so annoying can't we just throw him out. he can't win fights.
by ihateanna123 March 13, 2019
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Jake the hedgehog

jake gets bullied because he had a dusty and cried because someone called him sonic
jake the hedgehog was all a joke

"jake when is the new sonic movie coming out"
by warmerparty April 2, 2020
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Jake The Muss

A infamous NZ quote from the Movie Once were warriors

When someone gets really angry beyond control and wants to give someone a good beating.

NZ Slang for Domestic Violence
Once Were Warriors movie the infamous "Cook me some damn eggs woman" scene and jake heke proceeds to beat his wife after she refused.

This is known as "Jake the muss"
by kevmannz January 3, 2010
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Jake Paul

"I think I'm gonna die." said Caleb. "Why?" says you. "I have Jake Paul."
by memesking January 11, 2019
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jake is a god

jake is a god hahahaha jk lol jk love you jake
by ZennyBoyZ June 18, 2018
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Jake terpak

A dumb ass cunt that likes cock and ball.. Sucks mad cock loves Cody’s large dick
Hey did you hear about Jake terpak he was blowing cody!!
by RonaldReagansdog January 16, 2022
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