Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.
by windadam April 17, 2009
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Get the Scribbidy Jackson mug.(a) 16th Century psychologist who came up with the idea that all creatures (including humans) will naturally ingratiate themselves with those who provide for their base needs, even when this results in dramatic learned behaviours.
(b) One who enjoys subltly or sardonically mocking others, normally those in a superior positon.
(b) One who enjoys subltly or sardonically mocking others, normally those in a superior positon.
by Jimmy Bbbb September 22, 2006
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