splatter-poop

EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDE INDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before

Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!

by J. ALEXANDER November 01, 2007

Poop tears

Crying or tearing up while defecating.

"Man, that was a good dump."
"Hold up. Are those poop tears?"

by copybarber February 02, 2012

poop smothie

A combination of fecal matter blended up like a malt, made to drink like a milk shake. See fecal fetish for more details.

My boss enjoys a poop smoothie in the morning, he's a fecal freak!

by devilcrock666 August 07, 2003

Poop Nose

when someone pretends to grab your nose and then pretends to swallow it, poop it out and stick it back on your face, you now have a poop nose.

AHAHAHA I GAVE YOU A POOP NOSE

by ladeedahdeedah December 30, 2010

poop pusher

1) slang for a male homosexual 2) any male who gives anal sex to a woman or a man 3) a person who inserts objects into another persons ass.

"John loves the gay bars. He knows he'll meet plenty of poop pushers there."

by Uncle Stinky May 08, 2004

poop cutter

a slang term for the muscles that allow you to cut a poop short.

Her poop cutter was so strong she almost broke a mutha fukka off.

by brian March 07, 2005

Group Poop

When 2 or more close friends gather into a public restroom and release their bowels together.

"Let's ditch the girls and go take a group poop!"

by Cavlexohn Klinderlow October 13, 2004