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Blue peach

"You stand in the presence of the Princess of Zaun, the rightful owner of"blue peach looks so pretty", the puffski of great Summoner's rift, protector of the hollowing abyss, the serial killer of Zhenjiang Vinegar, the mother of PP, the Uncried, the destroyer of a giant baby."
Blue peach is a fair person unless your name is Yummi.
by Not Lzm November 22, 2021
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The Teaches of Peaches

An album released by Canadian artist Peaches in 2000. Also a phrase from the song Fuck The Pain Away, which is having a cultural revival in 2021 due to an epic, upbeat cover on the Netflix show Sex Education
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches?
by godless confessional September 26, 2021
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Scorched Peach

After a woman shaves her vagina/pubic area and it gets severely irritated/inflamed, either from razor burn, the products applied during the shaving, or both.
Meg : I shaved my snatch with an old razor, and with a shaving cream to which I was allergic. Now it's all red and it hurts!

Ty: Ouch! I'm sorry you gave yourself a scorched peach.
by Archimedes813 May 18, 2018
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Peaches

Thick bitch, who pussy is burnin an itchin, watch out boyyyss she got them stds.
John: “boy I just met Peaches today.”
Sarah:”stank ass bitch with a nice ass?”
John:”yeah her!”
by EmmaLiin May 6, 2019
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Lovely Peaches

Lovely peaches is a beautiful influencer who started her platform on instagram. Lovely peaches has been seen eating her used tampons, drinking cleaning chemicals, and much more beautiful things.
Lovely peaches is also a huge fan of Nicki Minaj.
by yourmomgayyyyyyy June 23, 2021
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Peach

NORTH AMERICAN
Noun
1. a unit of measurement typically of weight equal to a microscopic organism
2. a unit of measurement of volume generally equal to or less than a molecule

Adjective
3. Cocky; arrogant; conceited; egotistical
(Example 1)
Dude 1: Bro!!! I just bench pressed like 4 peaches!

Dude2: WOW bro...you’re weak as fuck!!!

(Example 2)
Dude 1: Bro!!! I’m always pulling bitches. I got bitches washing my clothes, cooking me food and grabbing things off the top shelf that I can’t reach.
Dude 2: Wow bro...you’re being a real peach.
by PeachyOh July 28, 2019
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Peach

The worst fucking fruit ever. They aren't even allowed for the whole world to eat and they look like ass. They literally looo like ass

Do you want your christian kids to eat a demonic fruit that symbolizes a sexual part of the body? NO

Worst of all, peaches went to jail, fuck that bitch. She should go to hell

Peaches arent even pretty, all those drawings of peaches ARE ALL TOO CUTESIFIED PEACHES ARENT EVEN PINK WTF AT LEAST MANGOES ARE YELLOW AND ORANGE IN ILLUSTRATIONS MANGOES ARE BETTER MANGOES ARE BETTER FUCK PEACHES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES MANGOES
God: Hey, peaches are like, the worst fruit to ever exist

Satan: Yeah they are lmao
by Factsandmoreaccuratefacts September 18, 2020
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