Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

by Oldskooled April 25, 2022

Applegate about it

It means to be a city slicker in the city and a hillbilly in the country you can exist in either or while hillbillies only like country and city slickers the city you can be and like both and you're a super Patriot also and tough

Hey we in the south now be a Applegate about it hey I never saw a hillbilly blend in New York City he must be an Applegate about it don't cry about it being Applegate about it

by Conan aaron September 9, 2025

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it)

Yeah I saw a meme that went along those lines. I'm not doing that.

Hym "You see: There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it) 👈 That right there is YOUR ego. That's the little voice in your head. I say something. You tell yourself the opposite. The reality is in fact the thing I said. You prompt me to do something about it. I already said the thing that is commensurate with what is actually the case and, therefore, have no choice but to repeat myself. OK. I'll do the only other thing I can do which is: tell you something else that is non-contradictory. That being 'Stop stalling and do the thing I said."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2025

What Are We Even Talking About

A meme from the show "Hazbin Hotel" referring to a part of a song.

Dude: "You know that one Hazbin Hotel meme?"
Person: "Yeah, it's that 'what are we even talking about' thing!"
Dude: "Dude sick you know what I'm talking about!"

by That ONE guy.................. May 5, 2024

what about a phrase

you are one of the most intelligent people. you saw it said type any WORD but as you know urban dictionary also defines phrases so you typed in "what about a phrase''. welcome to the community *gets a bunch of people to gather for you and start clapping*

*looks at search bar* hmmm, wait what about a phrase?

by wtf is a pseudonym?????????? May 21, 2019

why does ben think about amanda poop

kinky winky

why does ben think about amanda poop “this is a big kink”

by shwalalalaa May 31, 2023