Hip-Hop

"Hip-hop" consists of the murderous mumblings of retarded, crotch-grabbin' gutter monkeys from da ghetto. While the rest of us drive rickety shit wagons & wonder where the rent money is gonna come from, these dusky artistes live in McMansions & cruise the Sunset Strip in Maybachs, instead of residing in the nation's Death Rows & morgues as Nature intended.

Thanx, Murray Rothstein!

Hip-Hop lovin' Wigger: "Yo dawg - you heard da new Fiddy? Dat shit is PHAT, nigga!"

Me: (pulling back the slide).....

by NBFORREST1 May 22, 2011

hip hop

A genre of music which seems to have three main topics suggested in its songs: sex, drugs/drinking, and booty shakin'!

I listened to hip hop all day yesterday and sensed a couple recurring themes!

by Shanks February 18, 2008

hip hop

syndrome located in males and females. The symptoms of this syndrome are- smelling like alcohol, slurred speech. The "hip" begins to "hop" uncontrollably without cause

Damn last night jimmy had a bad case of hip hop!

by Kezzy!! December 26, 2008

Yard Hopping

When you and a bunch of your friends get drunk or high and decide to steal random stuff from people's yards (potted plants, xmas lights, garden gnomes, etc)

Person 1: "Hey, let's get drunk and go yard hopping! I need some more potted plants for my patio!"
Person 2: "Okay! I'll grab my car, you get the bottle and a blunt!"

by Traveling gnome prank April 11, 2016

Dude Hopping

When a guy meets another dude and hangs out with that dude as much as possible for the next couple weeks, then randomly stops hanging with them and hops to the next dude. There is no loving or homosexuality about these dude, just a slight bromance

In the span of three months, he has been dude hopping and got to at least four different guys

by ezllek December 30, 2011

Spy-hopping

The behavior that great white sharks often use. It involves a shark popping its head above the water line to see what's going on.

Great white sharks are one of the few species of shark to do spy-hopping.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

Cooter hopping

When a male goes from one womens to another somewhat like cooler hopping; gang bang

Tim: did you hear about Cameron and josh?
Aaron: Naw man what hapened?

Tim: They went cooter hopping last night
Aaron:Man! how did those douches get some and we didnt??
Tim: thats fucked up

by douche bag44567889001 June 28, 2010