cock hood

An uncircumsized penis

Joey took his pants off and he had a cock hood

by Hmmmmsssss March 19, 2014

Hood Polyandry

Women having multiple baby daddies.

Ladies practicing Hood Polyandry get judged more harshly than Hood Polygamists.

by CrazySexyCool16 December 13, 2016

Gentleman of the Hood

The polite way of referring to a English chav. Commonly seen in use near effete public schools, and near Oxford, it often elicits feelings of confusion in the said Gentleman of the Hood.

chav public school

I say, here comes a gentleman of the hood!

by Crimson Nightflame November 28, 2015

hood math

Hood rats trying to figure out how to divide up drugs and how long they get for prison.

Yo did you here about Joey? That nigger got 280 days in county ! Shit man how many years is that!?! Fuck man you need to go back and learn your hood math

by Kocfight23 December 1, 2018

Hood Sense

A form of logic reserved for people from the hood.

You should have used your hood sense when filling out the Section 8 application.

You should have used your hood sense when you applied for the EBT card.

by Bashira November 12, 2018

Hood Rat

Hood Rat : a person who lives in the ghetto or public housing with no intent to make it out of there. A hoodrat is usually unemployed and won't seek employment because they instead chose to live off of government assistance, child support payments, and food stamps. They often have unplanned children with one or multiple "baby daddies", some of which end up in jail or simply run because of their mistake. Food stamps are often spent on Flammin' Hot Cheetos. Any money that they do have gets spent on Ciroc. Usually will find hood rats wearing PJs and Jordan’s and public with blonde or red rays nest.

“What’s wrong with that girl”
“She’s just a hood Rat”

by Bebe12345 June 19, 2018

Hooded One

ADAM.

'He be such a Hooded One'

by AlbertKahnstein June 24, 2018