helpless baby

The small, resinated remaining portion of a joint.
Usually, it is too small to even hold any longer- or it starts to burn one's lips.
Also known as H.B.

"Hey, do you still want to hit this little joint? Heck no! I don't want that Helpless baby"!

"This is stil burnin', you want? NO! Get that H.B out of here"!

by LADYFAWN February 1, 2006

Helpies

A alternative way to say Herpies. First used by Brother Love on Keith and The Girl.

Man, I almost slept with a chick that had Helpies

by StasRox February 24, 2008

Helper-fry

The pointy, clean french fry used to relinquish the other fries trapped under the mound of ketchup.

Person 1: "Dude. there are still fries under the ketchup."
Person 2: "Use a Helper-fry!"

by Matt and Joe August 6, 2008

helmettits

Breasts that resemble helmets.

becky's got a set of helmettits.

by KTVBD October 20, 2008

Helmet Worthy

A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..

Wow--you're being REALLY helmet worthy right now.

by Gay Lee January 27, 2009

helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis

"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"

by scrotostretch October 21, 2009

helmet

1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina

that is a helmet

by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 20, 2009