Hello everybody! My name is Welcome

A humorous gaffe from Markiplier in his video "3 Scary Games #23"

(Video Starts)

Hello everybody! My name is welcome...

...

...What?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2023

Hello

Fuck you

“Hello.”
“Ooooo.’”

by We have May 11, 2023

Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty is fucking gay and made only for fucking pedophiles and weebs, she have a extremely bad design, fucking stupid cat, weeby unkawaii, fucking weird black eyes, weird nose and she not having mouth (WTF DOES IT EXIST?!?!?), she fucking sucks because she just a weeby ripoff of Tom from Tom and Jerry and hello kitty is made for weebs.

Me: Hello Kitty is fucking weird, and she need to have a huge penis to kill these fucking cringe weebs, she looks like a fucked shitty ass cat and she's not kawaii (weebs for "cute").

Fucking Gays: oMg gUyS, hElLo kItTy hAs fInAlLy hAvE a hUgE pEnIS dIcK pOrN aNuS aNaL oRaL hEnTaI vAgInA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by djdjsjsja April 5, 2024

Hello There

"General Kenobi" - General Grievous.
This phrase is from a scene from Star Wars in where Obi-Wan Kenobi jumps down and greets General Grievous with "hello there" and Grievous responds with "General Kenobi".

Obi Wan Kenobi: Hello there
*suspenseful sound*
General Grievous: General Kenobi

by DaddyDonkey63 April 16, 2024

Hello

Hello,
Is it me your looking for?
Probably not
Anyway,if you searched hello into Urban Dictionary then you’re
1)REALLY bored
2)you were searching something you weren’t supposed to and your mum just walked in
3) Your insane

“Hello I was just searching hello into Urban Dictionary”
“Why?”
“....Idk”

by Emmykitty December 1, 2020

Hello

Today you I saw
Through the glass
Of course my heart

Started to dance.

A wave I so wanted to do…
Jump and scream…
I love you…
Yeah that too…❤️

If only you knew…
This love I have for YOU!!!!

A poem I read today…
Hope is a thing with feathers…
Interesting…
Timing I thought….

Struggles it has been…
No posts…
No three…
The other things I see…
But remember I do…
About the thing with feathers
Called Hope…

It will weather any storm…
And always be here…
When you have those fears!!!!
And with that my dear….
Hello I say…
Along with I love you more each day!!!!

by a dream and 💔 October 31, 2024

Hello darkness

When a male likes a female, but finds out she is already taken. It is not uncommon to hear "the sound of silence" being sang in acapela at this exact moment.

Guy: Whoa... You're from São Paulo as well?
Girl: Yea, that's also where I met my boyfriend.
Friend singing on the background: "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."

by Bite za dust March 29, 2017