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bring your cheeks here

It's a family-friendly way to say "get your ass back over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.
Lexi: "Jay bring your cheeks here"\
Jay: "wHaAaT"
by thiswebsiteisfunnyXD June 30, 2022
mugGet the bring your cheeks heremug.

Not here to fuck spiders

Here to get shit done, not waste time.
In the language of the screen -cartoons especially- the passage of time without activity in a place is hit home with spider webs festooned all over everything. Why would you want that? Spiders everywhere? Are you into spiders?
by Nick Brook May 1, 2025
mugGet the Not here to fuck spidersmug.
When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
mugGet the Have an issue, here's a tissue.mug.
A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.
I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.
by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012
mugGet the Sitting here like a spring chickenmug.
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 3187: I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
mugGet the I am done here with everything (02/02/2025)...mug.

here for the drama

Someone who likes to hear all the drama but tries to stay out of it.
I don't want to be involved, I'm only here for the drama
by Casey Johnston June 5, 2016
mugGet the here for the dramamug.

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