Goon Roulette

When a group of male friends get together and masturbate into a bucket until all of the recipients have ejaculated into the said bucket. The bucket is then mixed and donated to a sperm bank. The sperm is then randomly selected by a woman seeking pregnancy by aid of the sperm bank. The sperm is randomly selected from the bucket, and the winner (or loser) of goon roulette is the father of the resulting child.

Hey Jack, me and the fellas are gonna play goon roulette. You in?

by TheMysteriousFella May 6, 2024

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Goon

Australian slang word for cask/boxed wine.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.

To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.

"What are you drinking tonight?" "Mate, I'm gonna get on the goon!"

by A.Welles April 11, 2023

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goon nugget

someone who is a goon or also defined as "not real"

person 1: bro that kid in my class is such a goon nugget

by smartysmartie223 April 16, 2023

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Goon Coin

Originated from the term gooner. This coin holds extreme value to those who master in the art of gooning. The more Goon Coin one holds, the more aura they obtain. Its is particularly valuable to those who practice Judiasim and have Indian descent.

Xerathion has so much Goon Coin!

by dannymanandhar September 9, 2025

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