The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

become as gods

die

p1-yo wanna play fortnite?
p2-Become as gods.

by bingusman420 November 11, 2023

Roy's Goddess

It's a sexual position, in which you pound away at your wife or gf's glorious royal pussy, and fell like you've done a great job, only to realize that you didn't reach half as deep as her Bulls, nutted really quickly and then realize you were only imagining it all, and was actually masterbatiing outside YOUR bedroom door while YOUR woman is in YOUR bed screaming with her hung Bull.

Can you believe Roy actually thought he was doing Roy's Goddess, but was really just jacking his tiny plum??

by Tiny cuck November 14, 2023

Oh my godnessssssssss

This is a verb

What the... - Oh my godnessssssssss

by Minh Hoang0403 December 2, 2023

vector of the gods

A common expression used by lots of regular people to refer to wine and how it's so tasty that gods consider it to be their vector.

Kieran: Oh man, kava tastes like ass but this wine truly is the vector of the gods.

- Nathan: Don't you mean nectar of the gods?
Kieran: I... uh... no. I mean vector. It's a common expression. Look it up. But don't look it up for about 15 minutes.

by Sieran Karri December 13, 2023

the toast of gods

a toast made out of all the random bullshit you find in your kitchen, except you do EVERYTHING wrong
example: chocolate, peanut butter, carrots and corn, pepperoni but also salami

"dude i just made the toast of gods"
"are you sure you're gonna eat that?"

by egocer December 17, 2023

Virgo The Goddess

The definition behind this is quite simple, it means a queen, royalty, being on a pedestal, being respectful to yourself and loving yourself, being strong as a woman, gaining self-confidence, gaining wisdom, having the endurance to survive any circumstance given to you and having the courage and bravery to withstand all the trials and tribulations placed before you. It's facing grief and loss and looking it in the face and timed out and saying that no matter what you are important and you're not afraid to say that you love who you are. I am who I am my name is Elizabeth Sizemore I'm from Louisville Kentucky I am a Virgo and I'm a goddess.

My name is Virgo the goddess and I am a very talented woman, I am strong I am brave I am fearless. I'm good at making music, drawing, etc and much more but most of all I'm full of love and I'm an independent woman.

by Virgothegoddess February 18, 2024