ass goblin

Another name for ass herpes

owww my ass goblin is acting up again!

by an ass goblin July 29, 2008

Day Goblin

Day Goblins are a cross breed of hobos, white trash and mentally ill. They can encompass more or less characteristics of any one of these. They can usually be found walking around their town for hours on end seemingly doing nothing and going no where. They are often given names according to certain characteristics i.e. "Change Goblin" (who picks up change under parking meters all day) or "Pipe Goblin" (always seen with a pipe). Day Goblins are usually harmless and mean no ill will but they have on occasion been prone to loud outbursts similar to Tourette's syndrome. Young Day Goblins are often seen wearing baggy 90's style clothing and sporting patchy facial hair, possibly in the form of a "chinstrap". They are a more mild-mannered version of their nighttime counterpart "Moon Goblins"

"Amy, did you see all the Day Goblins hanging outside of the gas station? Gross!"

"Oh boy, Crack Goblin is be-boppin' around the streets early today!"

by Thisischrisg March 29, 2012

Nob Goblin

A dickhead who has a small penis but acts like it's huge

Bill: Hey guys, just came home from another chicks house
Everyone else: Oh wow, you're such a nob goblin

by Rebecca mercy llody June 8, 2015

ally goblin

A child usually under the age of 15 marked by the lack of clothes, shoes with bad manners.

Someone needs to get their little ally goblin back in the house.

by franzez November 27, 2007

Ass goblin

Somebody thats a whore and loves ass. Mostly referring to a female. Loves having anal sex

Dude 1: Hey, did you hear bout the new girl?
Dude 2: Yeah. I heard she likes it from the back!
Dude 1: Yeah, dude. She's a total ass goblin.
whore jacquie skank

by numberonegirl March 12, 2009

Screaming Goblin

During sex, the male is extremely short and the girl is having a screaming orgasm

Hey wee man!

Hey dude.

Wassup?

Just gave this hot chick a "Screaming Goblin"

Sweet

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

Trouser Goblin

A female that tries relentlessly to sleep with any male she can. A woman who spends most of her time attempting to work her way into mens trousers.

Stay away from her, she's a right trouser goblin

by FrostDemonStorm March 15, 2011