When youre having sex with a girl from behind (there has to be a fan in the room that is turned on), you shit in your hand, throw your crap in the fan, and run out of the room before it splatters on you so the girl gets covered in your shit.
"Omg I had to dump my boyfriend he pulled a Frank Allen Hailstorm on me"
"I remember my first Frank Allen Hailstorm..."
"Frank Allen was a great man"
"I remember my first Frank Allen Hailstorm..."
"Frank Allen was a great man"
by 916piyump September 28, 2009

by exo420 December 11, 2010

His cack is so huge you would want to have the sensation of it. Also he never shows it but when he does make sure to expect a slap to the face with is humongous slong.
by YOUR MAM :) May 4, 2021

Marijuana that makes the smoker so paranoid that they hide in their attic for 2 years.
First used by The Upright Citizen's Brigade* I believe.
First used by The Upright Citizen's Brigade* I believe.
by suckabrain August 15, 2009

Commonly called: "The worst show on the internet". Hosted by Filthy Frank which the scenario is based out of irrelevant nature, which most of it happens indoors. Filthy Frank also claimed that this show will give you suicidal thoughts
Fan: Thanks Papa Franku. The Filthy Frank Show made me feel a lot better
Filthy Frank: Thank you but THE SHOW IS LITTERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SHOULD FEEL RIGHT NOW
Filthy Frank: Thank you but THE SHOW IS LITTERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SHOULD FEEL RIGHT NOW
by i hate sjws June 4, 2017

by Edmund90 July 20, 2006

Reference to male masturbation. Refusing to participate in any activities other than staying home and wanking off for hours to internet porn.
Hey braaaaaahhh let’s head out later and hit the bars. No thanks. I’m home tonight hanging with uncle frank. You fuckin wanker.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
