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dress up friday

A declaration of independence from dress down Friday.
Instead of suit and tie, everyone seems to have jeans with some sort of colorful t-shirt.
This defeats the purpose of heterogeneity.

To avoid this, you dress up to stand out and achieve personal relief that you look different then all the other people.
Thus, achieving the original intention of dress down Friday.
Worker 453:
Hey everyone, look at that square Jonas sporting a tie!

Worker 264:
*smile and nod* dress up friday, amigo.
by T. Polkinghorne August 13, 2008
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Friday night lights

A annoying Instagram caption all the girls use when they post themselves on insta at football game. (In reference to a football movie)
Caption: friday night lights with my bestie ❤️
by StudentOfAHighSchool September 7, 2018
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Tie Day Friday

The tradition of dressing up to end the week opposed to the norm of "Casual Friday." A typical Tie Day Friday outfit would include a button down shirt, dress pants or slacks, dress shoes and, of course, a tie.
Yo, we're ending the week on a high note right?" "Of course man, it's Tie Day Friday tomorrow!
by The Portmeister December 11, 2011
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Five way friday

"Damn, I can't wait for five way friday"
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
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free slap friday

Free slap Friday is when you can have a free slap to someone’s Ass on a Friday
(Boy Slaps Ass)

Girl: HEY WTF DUDE
Boy: FREE SLAP FRIDAY
by Kbuckets November 23, 2017
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Black Friday Pussy

The act of going shopping on black friday, in order to find a good deal on some fresh poon.
Cotton McKnight: Bro I got some 2 for 1 action for that low price Black Friday Pussy

Pepper Brooks: Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action Cotton!
by MichaelJames November 27, 2011
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friday night surprise

When you are blasting a chick (or a dude)in the ass then you pull out and spit on thier back in order to make them think you have jizzed on them and when they turn around you blow right into their face, preferably in the eye.
Althought it is called a friday night surprise it can be performed on any day of the week.
"I'm gunna give you a Friday night surprise baby!"
"oh you came on my back how surprising, now i'll just turn around to face you."
"SURPRISE BITCH!!!"
by big tommy dickface October 6, 2005
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