Football

Laying on a field "crying" half the time.

OMG!! Football is a girly sport, man.

by Aguyontheinternet23 January 27, 2017

Football

A sports game that my classmates won't stop fighting about.

you wanna play football?

by thenumberonedefintionsinfake May 31, 2023

Alabama Football

Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.

I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.

by AZWHOOPR January 25, 2022

Ro-Football

Ro football is Roblox Football simple, plain.

"Want to Play some Ro-Football?

by liampricei December 6, 2022

Football

Football is when you think you have appendicitis but you actually have testicular cancer so you shove you foot up your balls.

Let’s watch some football!

by joeypig1108 August 9, 2022

Erik Fisher Football Dream

In the book Tangerine Erik, Paul's older brother Has a football dream that their dad has been dreaming for.

Every day dad only wants to talk about the Erik Fisher Football Dream!

by HogwartsGraduate#1 October 22, 2020

Football head

A big headed dummy

“Oh, that ryan? Like… the football head one?”

by OldeEnglish&FortyFives March 20, 2023