Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.

Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.

by Yellow 55 August 6, 2016

Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED)

SRED/SED is a eating disorder located in the brain caused by a Brocken nerve between it and the stomach. This disorder is formed at a young age but mostly in the creation of the child or in the womb. SRED/SED is when some foods the brain thinks are harmful to it so regurgitates it as a protective mechanism.

I have Selective rejection eating disorder (SED/SRED) some foods my body rejects.

I am sorry I can’t eat that I have Selective rejection eating disorder.

by Dr. RS November 7, 2021

holy lonely pony eating macaroni

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it

bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni

by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022

Shit Eating Grin

1. A huge smile that shit eaters can't stand(aka people who take themselves too seriously) When a serious butthurt occurs followed by a SEG said "victim" often flees to Urban Dictionary to bitch and moan about SEG's or someone wearing one. These whiners are often on the wrong end of the stick(no pun intended) and are too dull to grasp that their bitching only intensifies the "shittiness" of the grin. Naturally humiliation of the "victim" is in direct correlation to the "shittiness" of the grin.

In any situation it's best to be the person wearing a shit eating grin as opposed to the person who just ate shit. The person wearing the shit eating grin possesses both self-control and inner contentment concerning present circumstances. (possibly but not always at someone's expense) .

Many women love a shit eating grin, as it expresses the mystery of inner laughter as well as a completely unabashed authenticity regarding another person. All without blabbing on about some bullshit she probably doesn't care about.

A shit eating grin is one of the most powerful/sexy smiles in the world when expressed correctly.

Shit eating Jim and Butthurt Tom are walking on the sidewalk when Tom slips on a banana peal and falls on his ass. Jim flashes an enormous shit eating grin.
T: Wipe that shit eating grin off your face!
J: What grin?(while still smiling)
T: (silent)
J: (normal face) Alright Tom get up let's go.
T: No!!!! I'm going to go home and write an article about how butthurt your smile makes me feel!!!
J: (grins) o.k. Tom you do that.

by CheshireXstacy June 28, 2011

shit-eating grin

A grin which someone crazy enough to be eating shit and be deliriously happy about it would have on their face.

I told Jimmy to wipe that shit-eating grin off his face before I smashed it into a pulp.

by hugepossum December 28, 2005

crumpet eating fuck

See wordBritish/word.

I'm going to go shoot that crumpet eating fuck because he has his way with little kids.

by Concerned Citizen August 26, 2003

Ass Eating Season

Around late December to late February where everything has ice on it and when you try to walk you eat ass

Its Ass Eating Season, meaning falling down on ice during the winter months

by W0RDM4K3R February 14, 2021