by James Cagney February 10, 2004
Get the fuckin' douche mug.1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) ER physicians
2) ER physicians
That doctor is such a douche bag.
by FP Resident December 28, 2005
Get the douche bag mug.by Kelloggfu!@er March 6, 2010
Get the Bro Douche mug.a disease that infects mostly males.
however, rare cases have been discovered among females.
males who have been infected are generally known as douchebags.
females, likewise, are known as douchebaguettes.
symptoms:
smart-ass comments at inappropriate times, lack of a significant amount of brain cells, sexual urges with people you just met, sexual urges with people you've always known, sexual urges with old people, a constant need of multiple sexual partners, a constant demand for sexual favors at inappropriate times, a need to publicly talk about recent sexual acts, a need to publicly provide evidence of recent sexual acts, and of course a blatant disregard for the feelings of the "partner-of-the-moment".
also, rare cases of herpes have indirectly resulted from this wide-spread disease.
however, rare cases have been discovered among females.
males who have been infected are generally known as douchebags.
females, likewise, are known as douchebaguettes.
symptoms:
smart-ass comments at inappropriate times, lack of a significant amount of brain cells, sexual urges with people you just met, sexual urges with people you've always known, sexual urges with old people, a constant need of multiple sexual partners, a constant demand for sexual favors at inappropriate times, a need to publicly talk about recent sexual acts, a need to publicly provide evidence of recent sexual acts, and of course a blatant disregard for the feelings of the "partner-of-the-moment".
also, rare cases of herpes have indirectly resulted from this wide-spread disease.
Did you hear that Matt and Katrina hooked up on Friday? He was passing around her underwear at lunch talking about what a slut she is.
Yeah, dude's totally a victim of Douche Flu.
Yeah, dude's totally a victim of Douche Flu.
by stegosaurus May 19, 2009
Get the Douche Flu mug.a person who cannot live without and cannot stop playing with their electronic device (i.e. blackberry, iPhone, iPod, etc.) for more than 30 seconds for fear of missing something.
Jim: "Check out Josh. He hasn't put his iPhone down for hours! Shouldn't he be playing baseball or something?"
Bill: "Yeah, but he can't help it, he's an e-douche."
Bill: "Yeah, but he can't help it, he's an e-douche."
by Pflugster October 22, 2009
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Get the douche sack mug.An ungodly hour of the night. Generally considered to be between the hours of 2 AM and 6 AM, or whenever one would not want to be woken up.
by lorem ipsum December 8, 2009
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