douche bag 

A person that only wants a girl for sex then finds out she won't give it to him, and decides to screw with other girls. He also likes to lie to girls and tell them how much has changed and how he respects them and their wishes. After he has convinced the girl of this, he pushes their limits, ignores what they say, and eventually gets what he wants from someone who will give it to him.

Boys whose names start with R trick me into thinking that they are really sweet, nice, and respectful of my morals. Unfortunately, they turn into douche bags and decide to be deceitful and lie... a lot.

douche bag by DrUnKoFfMoUnTaInDeW October 20, 2010

douche-tard 

a compound word consisting of the parts: douche and tard (condensed version of retard)

Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.

douche-tard by Elliott Webb November 22, 2004

douche pot pie 

The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.

"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"

douche pot pie by Devian December 28, 2005

douche lord

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). A douche lord would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.

You know, sometimes that guy can be such a douche lord.

douche lord by heartsluv January 10, 2010

douche magooche 

similar to a PAB, someone who expresses douche like qualities but to a greater extent. Someone who acts like betty.

Betty is a real douche magooche.

YA tell me about it.

douche magooche by betty sullivan April 22, 2006

douche-fuck 

1 - About the lowest form of human being around, lower than a douche-bag (douche bag) or fucker/fuckwad, etc...

2 - A person who engages in sexual activity with a used douchebag.

Tom Cruise sure did turn into a douche-fuck as of late...

douche-fuck by J. B. Baby July 30, 2008

Douche Bag 

Someone who pisses you off or just looks retarded and think they're the shit.

Jersey Shore's cast are Douche Bags.

Douche Bag by saintcomedy February 28, 2010