Diego

Diego is the most chad guy ever he is fruity with the boys but he is a absolute pussy slayer he will walk right into your house while you’re sleeping and fuck your mom

my friend Diego is now my new stepdad

by W0MP November 25, 2021

Diego

The act of going home, beating your meat, and passing out

When I get home, I'm going to Diego.

by BigDaddyYoung March 8, 2024

Diego

someone who hates women

"I hate women" -Diego

by epick duck man May 24, 2022

Diego

A Simp.

"did you hear about DIEGO?"
"Yea he was such a Simp today when he talked to that girl"

by Heckpeck April 3, 2020

Diego

Diego will change your life if you’re with him long enough. He is the most intelligent, patient, caring, loving, and handsome person I have ever met. He is a good listener and will listen to you and will do anything in the world to make you feel loved and heard. He makes you feel safe when you’re having those bad days. He’s extremely tall and dreamy. Look up to him and you see an angel sent from above. You will be extremely lucky if you ever get to date him. He will treat you like a queen. Stay with him, he will be loyal to you forever, even in the next life.

Friend : Who’s that tall handsome dude you were with yesterday?

Me: oh that was my bf, Diego ( blushes )

by Nightingale2000 March 2, 2022

Diego tailor

Diego tailor literally means small penis or micro chode. He is shy and self concious of his penis size. And will not loose his virginity to anything but a bomb.

Diego tailor’the chod god’ pressed the button

by I💜diego September 22, 2018

Diego

A little bitch

Diego is such a bitch

by The TopHat Man January 29, 2022