Devil's Folly

Doing something or agreeing to something that would inhibit one from doing what is necessary or beneficial.

It was a devil's folly to do yard work for someone when I should've been practicing self-care.

by Phylo97 October 31, 2020

devil's smirk

The feeling of guilt and/or emptiness and/or self-loathing immediately after masturbating to porn.

Overcome with The Devil's Smirk, he threw away the tissue, shut off the video of three-way midget ani-lingus and returned to his duties as Church-orphanage secretary.

by TheTrendelenbergPosition December 5, 2016

Devil’s Flute

Another word for a recorder, the woodwind instrument learned by 3rd-6th graders

Parent:What did you learn at school today
Child: I learned how to play the recorder
Parent: ah, the devil’s flute

by The_HungrySaiyan January 4, 2020

Devil's Threesome

A threesome that involves two men and one woman. Balls get entangled, completely the wrong 2:1 ratio of a threesome.

As Barney Stinson puts it, "Thou shall not make eye contact during a Devil's Threesome."

It's Bro Code.

by DrunkAllNight January 10, 2011

Devil's Kiss

The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.

I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I piss Thanks, Satan.

by ÜRBÂN DÌÇTIØNÁR¥ June 16, 2018

Devil's Umbrella

foreskin

Guy 1- Dude...Did you hear that Nathaniel's got the devil's umbrella!"
Guy 2 - "No way...I thought that guy was normal"

by reubentheboobinjewbin December 8, 2010

bog devil

A disgusting trolip of a human being, usually seen sitting alone at a bar waiting to pounce on unexpecting prey. Usually fat, ugly and greasy in appearance. Resembles a gremlin or that weird fat guy you see at a local mens mission.

"Guy, that fuckin' dude Matt was sitting by himself in the corner of the bar for an hour. He only came over here to sit with us when we ordered food. What a fuckin' bog devil."

by Tyler and Matt January 6, 2008