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dirt cock

A person who lives in candor New York that fucks their cousins and has a shit ton of Pos chevys around
John is a complete dirt cock
by Dirt cock March 2, 2017
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Dirt Mop

A dirty bitch who calls other girls out but thinks she's a queen. Probably a nappy headed hoe who sleeps with her fiancé's friends and is a pathological liar. She typically sells drugs out of her car, then pins it on her minor fiancé to avoid herself getting jail time. A dirt mop can be found in just about any dude's car if he has drugs, or on Facebook talking shit about her friends. They prefer the guys that are going nowhere in life, and living out of their cars. She is basically just a dirty, useless, waste-of-space, who spreads her nasty around.
This bitch is calling me a mud cricket, yet she's a dirt mop? Lol
by K10Lover March 5, 2017
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dirt-friendly

A new kind of respect or niceness on the internet that takes the place of real-world respect and niceness and that is mostly hypocritical, selfish and unable of respect and rationality.
It is what rather mediocre (or less than) and dim-witted people who look at the unfriendliness of most of the internet would choose as a way to be superior to that, meaning that it is basically just a way to be "superior on the internet" and another way to be unfriendly, small-minded and prejudiced.

Those people are incapable of formality and uncomplicated respect but instead have to pepper everything with sliminess, underhanded jabs, easily sparked personal grudges and "special rights". It is a confused, unqualified attempt at morality that is probably the biggest anti-morality.
Moderators that get paid and were picked mostly for a representational role often let it go to their head and are dirt-friendly.

Talking to dirt-friendly people is like talking to an animal, because they are so irrational yet full of themselves.
by felixh March 15, 2017
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Dirt AIDS

When you stick your hands into a pile of dirt and get AIDS
"Oh shit! I think I just got dirt AIDS"
by connorsimpson May 24, 2017
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dirt purse

The area in which contraband is stored, kept, or stashed, when one is about to become incarcerated.
Johnny, the cops are coming, stash the shit in your dirt purse!
by WarpedMind46563 July 31, 2017
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dirt thong

Those feels when you got dirt all up in your thong.
Yo Sharisce I can't go out tonight, I got the dirt thong.
by L Pp August 21, 2017
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dirt shoveling

Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.
It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.
by _cjd September 5, 2017
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