by Sonny’s Dads December 1, 2019

Someone who is both ugly and disliked, generally used as an insult directed at anyone not exclusive to people who are ugly and like witnessing their significant other have coitus.
by ToughMurph May 16, 2018

by issa.fox February 24, 2020

by Slept a-01 March 25, 2023

Ethan allows women to reject him and let the rejection be the topic of conversation for the next 10 years of his life my g. Henceforth, being a coomer is indeed kinda cringe ngl my g. Man brings it up like he just won life, when its the opposite, pls stop my g. WTF DO YOU WANT MY G!! IM TRYNNA HELP U SO FUCKING LET ME HELP YOU MY G!!!!
by ethan is a cuck October 12, 2022

A beta male that lets another dude ram his girl while his pussy ass sits back and watches. He is usually named Ben and owns a donut shop.
by AlphaGirl August 23, 2025

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 9, 2023
