College Girl Syndrome is the event in which your significant other through high school eventually goes to college and becomes a whore. This usually encompasses most women due to the low morals of todays society. In most cases it begins when you and the love of your life go to different schools, and then you find out she's being gang banged by the local rugby team or some shit. I feel as though the sudden influx of dick as the leading cause. It has had a proven success rate of around 85% thus far.
John decided to go to Michigan. Mary decided to go to Michigan state. One night at a party, Mary got college girl syndrome and worried about not getting enough penis. She eventually broke up with john to become common street trash
by T-bagnus April 4, 2009
Get the College Girl Syndrome mug.Originating from the lackadaisy slam, "Your mom." Made crazily popular by Kip in Napoleon Dynamite (2004.)
This term is used basically whenever it is wanted, even if it is completely random or irrevelant to the subject at hand.
That's okay. At least my mom doesnt go to college. She's a housewife.
This term is used basically whenever it is wanted, even if it is completely random or irrevelant to the subject at hand.
That's okay. At least my mom doesnt go to college. She's a housewife.
Ann- Shut up Bob! You suck!
Bob- Your mom goes to college!
Ann- That is so last year.
Bob- Your MOM is so last year. HAHAHAHAHA!
Ann- *sighs and walks off*
Bob- Your mom goes to college!
Ann- That is so last year.
Bob- Your MOM is so last year. HAHAHAHAHA!
Ann- *sighs and walks off*
by emmelie April 14, 2006
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College Files is the code word for porn, to be used when speaking to a friend about porn, but someone else is in the room and you don't wish for them to know what you are talking about.
by Lee_B_UK May 22, 2007
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"Colloportus" said Hermione and the door swung shut and locked.
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the other day a friend of mine was talking to a girl who lived there, who said that they all loved to make moonshine and go out and chop snake's heads off for fun.
now thats really depressing. there are literally three buildings in the downtown area and probably a population of five.
so pretty much don't ever go there. ever.
the other day a friend of mine was talking to a girl who lived there, who said that they all loved to make moonshine and go out and chop snake's heads off for fun.
now thats really depressing. there are literally three buildings in the downtown area and probably a population of five.
so pretty much don't ever go there. ever.
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by theres nothing here January 6, 2009
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