Chinese Death Stare

When a Chinese person looks you in the eyes like they are looking into your soul. Like Jackie Chan, they invisibly punch you in the nuts. You know when you've had one. It is known as the imminent sign of coming death.

Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.

Dude 1 : Man, i am so creeped out. I got the Chinese death stare yesterday!
Dude 2 : OH NO! your going to die!

by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018

Chinese Green House

When a man sneaks up behind an asian woman tending to her garden and fucks her doggy style.

Sebastian- Hey Derrik, check out this white stuff in the soil.

Derrik- Oh, that was from yesterday when I gave the house gardener a Chinese Green House.

Sebastian- Dude this is my house and we don't even have a gardener

Derrik- OMG, who the hell did I have sex with

by sacrifice snuggle August 10, 2010

Chinese ham trap

Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}

"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."

by Bigcattttttttttttt May 26, 2013

Chinese Fightin Socks

Are the same thing as ped socks.Low cut running socks, fit just above the heel collar of your shoe. Low cut socks are often the choice for runners that want to avoid the hassle of their sock slipping too low in their running shoes but don't want the sock above their ankle bone. Gone are the days of sacrificing fashion for comfort. Peds® aims to make any shoe infinitely wearable.

This dude just got slick, out his mouth, so I had to put on my Chinese Fightin Socks.

by Christina Lounsberry May 27, 2022

Chinese Cheese Wheel

When your bomb ass chinese side piece eats a whole bag of cheese puffs and her fingers get caked in cheese. She then proceeds to give you a cheesy handy until you cum in her hand. She then rolls the cum and cheesey crust into a cheesy cum wheel and eats it. Chinese cheese wheel

Yo bro did you see Mark's girlfriend last night? She was giving out some bomb ass Chinese cheese wheels bro!!

by Lil Dick On the Prairie July 23, 2020

Chinese Finger Trap

When you're fingering a girl, and she sneezes. This causes the tensing of the vagina muscles which can get your finger stuck up there! :D

Man 1: Why are you wearing a finger splint?
Man 2: Last night i was fingering my girl, and she gave me a Chinese Finger Trap.

by Bacminecrafter October 25, 2016

chinese taint trap

When two people apply wax to their taiant's with a wax strip in-between creating an unbreakable bond then run in opposing directions.

Sean and James tried the Chinese taint trap for Sean's 40th Birthday. Some memories are best forgotten, this one will definitely leave a mark!

by Thorberto March 4, 2022