Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

by p-ro May 10, 2020

Chili bean

A really retarded person.

Christian Gillette is a chili bean.

by Pussy69Slayer May 5, 2022

Chili dipping

The act of putting a ladled hand into the back of a Spanish mans pants.

Omg did you see Terri chili dipping valente in the control room yesterday?

by Dimsum munch November 27, 2019

Chili's

A place, or the meme...

"Hi, welcome too Chili's."

by driftyboiz December 23, 2018

Mexican Chili Pepper

Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.

“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”

by Bobby Autismic December 21, 2018

Chili on the bun

A riddle that will make your life complete once solved.

Cole: Chili on the bun
Joe: What is that?
Cole:A riddle that once solved, your life will never be the same.. in the best ways possible

by Kyrdfgh March 6, 2022

Backdoor chili dog

Anal sex where the recipient did not fully prepare, and the penis ends up with poo poo on it.

I finally convinced my girlfriend to try anal. We didn't know what we were doing and I ended up with a backdoor chili dog.

by Peeter Poopinski October 6, 2023