chicken drunk

affected by fried chicken to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.

Hey Doug, I ate so much Popeye's I might be chicken drunk. The fat is clogging up my thoughts.

by chickendrunk4life September 8, 2016

chicken college

A university that is known either to be in the middle of nowhere, known to be low income, or known not to educate their students very well.

Dad: "hey son, did you find a college to go to?"
son: "yes dad, I am going to study at Southeastern College."
Dad:"son, don't go to that college, its a Chicken College

by starwarsfan123 January 4, 2018

chicken thenders

A Way to say Happy Birthday, or a really hot guy... can be a bitch sometimes.

Omfg that guy is such a Chicken Thenders!!

by ShitAss February 8, 2018

Chicken Pull

Male masturbation. Giving oneself a vigorous wank while simultaneously pulling on the old chicken skin (the scrotum).

My roommate is in the bathroom doing a chicken pull.

I busted a huge rope all over myself last night doing a chicken pull.

My balls are sore as hell from that chicken pull.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Chicken Pluck

To pluck the hair from one’s scrotum or labial region with a pair of tweezers one pube at a time.

My sack is sore as hell today from her giving me a chicken pluck last night.

If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.

She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Chicken Sammich

When your mom screams at you from the living room in order for you to make a Chicken Sandwhich but she's too invested in her show and calls it a Chicken Sammich.

Mom (watching real housewives of atlanta): DAwniece Go make me a CHICKEN SAMMICH!!!!!

by rawesomer September 25, 2018

Chicken burgers

The pengest food on the planet.

I love chicken burgers.

by oh.. hi December 16, 2018