Your typical mid-pubescent kid aged 11-17, who wears, tracksuits, nike shoes (mostly air max 95’s or TN’s), flashy jewellery and a shedload of makeup that makes them look like a RETARD (mostly girls). They terrorise their local town centre and tend to hang around McDonald’s, or generally just anywhere with shops and places to eat, shouting “wot ya lookin at?!” to random people passing by who happen to glance in their direction. Most come from some sort of ‘broken’ family, but as of recently, there has been a rise in kids with perfectly normal lives trying to be popular in school, thus succumbing to the lifestyle of a chav. In the end, as they reproduce as many kids as they can, the cycle never really ends…and the chav will always remain, in different styles, shapes and sizes, sad really ain’t it.
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*walking in the street
*sees a child with a black puffer on and a bike/scooter
me-oh its another chav
*sees a child with a black puffer on and a bike/scooter
me-oh its another chav
by Poppy swaggers July 2, 2021
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