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Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.
Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's
by CodyYoung June 21, 2010
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cave gorilla

When you are about to cum, pound on your chest like a gorilla, than pull out and go into the darkness.
Hey dude, I gave your mom a cave gorilla yesterday!
by Full throttle May 12, 2016
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Cave divers apple bobing

When a person puts a rat or gerbil up someone’s ass then try’s to fish around in the other persons ass to get it via only there head
I cave divers apple bobing your mom
by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025
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Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.
uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022
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Cave man

Damn that cave man looking like a beef cake today
by Jehabdjd December 1, 2019
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Flavor Cave

Hey girl, I wanna tongue punch you in the flavor cave.
by Imsorrybutithadtobedone July 2, 2016
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Cameron caves

extreamly awesomeness guy. He'll make you laugh so hard you cry. super tall, blonde hair, and blue eyes that you get lost in when you look at him. he can be your best friend. But don't fall for a cameron caves, becuase he'll always have a crush on someone other than you.
Haley: woah, did you see that guy?

Jess:oh, you mean that cameron caves? don't waste your time :P
by <3theatre May 24, 2011
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