Hop on carlos is when you have hard-core anal butsex with a friend group of 3 people while eating your own microwaved shit mixed with throw up and watch spedman no way to africa.
Hey man wanna hop on carlos later on while we listen to 3 little monkeys sitting on a bed?
Sure man let me ask our other friends
Sure man let me ask our other friends
by Samuel Contreras March 8, 2022
Get the Hop on carlosmug. He is a very handsome guy but his best quality is his sweetness. He may have some old fashioned ideas, but he has a kind heart deep down. He will try to make u happy at any cost. Might seem full of himself, but he his actually insecure. He does have cons tho, he may have anger issues .
by Xiapa November 20, 2021
Get the Carlo Letteriellomug. When you wanna go to Japan.
by Orchadicus March 15, 2025
Get the Pull a Carlosmug. Carlo is a natural born pimp!
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
by The Giza December 1, 2019
Get the Carlomug. He's so easy to be with. I love his sense of humor. At first he's acting like a serious father, you can't even joke to him. But when you get to know him, everything will become memorable. I just became close to him in chats. He's my best friend ex mu, that's why I can't fall in love with him
by nyeam_beatrice June 7, 2021
Get the Agustin Carlomug. A man who is quite but very funny once you get to know him. The most loving person and kindest person you'll meet. Usually very good at soccer. Most the time tall and skinny but very handsome. He knows how to treat a woman and his smile can light up a whole room. A Carlo has the most prettiest eyes and usually sensitive but good when it comes to sex and usually has a big dick. His personality is above amazing they are usually loving and caring of others and super cute. Good to bring home to the family and is super smart
damn that guy is such a Carlo
damn that guy is such a Carlo
by Carlo Eurchan November 22, 2021
Get the Carlomug. To get a Frosty Carlos is to be fucked within an inch of ones' life, typically as a result massive trauma
Thing 1: "What happened to Jim?"
Thing 2: "Maeve gave him a Frosty Carlos..."
Thing 1: "That explains the crutches and neck brace."
Thing 2: "Yeah, what a lucky guy."
Thing 2: "Maeve gave him a Frosty Carlos..."
Thing 1: "That explains the crutches and neck brace."
Thing 2: "Yeah, what a lucky guy."
by swirlyskull May 5, 2023
Get the Frosty Carlosmug.