Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.

by LogicXX February 05, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sexual position involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup

Canada's History I gave her the old Canada's History 3 times last night.

by patty iced February 05, 2010

Canada's History

Taking of a banana and a monkey and simultaneously sticking them up every orifice of ones body in under 2 minutes.

Stephen Colbert witnessed Billy Ray Cyrus perform a Canada's History on John Edwards.

by Matty R GA February 05, 2010

Canada's History

A perverse act of beastiality involving consuming the ejaculate of a moose from the Stanley Cup after you have brought the creature to climax my anally penetrating it with a hockey stick.

You got something on your lip there, eh?

Ya it's a lil bit leftover Canada's History

by Carl FTWinslow February 05, 2010

Canada's History

Eating the beaver.

I chowed down on Canada's history last night.

by ipodaddict75 February 05, 2010

Canada's History

Wearing Moose antlers while having sex in a pool of maple syrup and shitting in the Stanley's Cup.

We did the Canada's History last night, and boy does my ass hurt.

by StevenFan February 05, 2010

Canada's History

An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

My girlfriend and I are going to try Canada's History in bed tonight.

by BennyMatthew February 05, 2010