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Communism

The hatred of food.

Joseph Stalin is the main creator of this fundamental aspect.

Also known as an entitlement complex where everything is believed to be a basic human right...

See Bernie Sanders for other stupid ideals
Smoke buddy 1: "Yo, wanna order up some dominoes?"
Communist Smoke Buddy: "Nah, I believe in Communism, I fucken hate food"

"If food is so good, why isn't there a food 2?" - Joseph Stalin
by DatMarkiplierFanboy January 11, 2020
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communism

a shitty and evil idea started by santa claus
communism is the worst idea santa ever came up with
by o_O i farted September 8, 2006
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communism

A good idea that can never be achieved by humans.
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community college

The most boring place to get your education. The classes are bland, the people are stupid, and getting a true college experience is nearly impossible. Generally, all of the ghetto fuck boy clowns from high school go to community college thinking they're gonna party and have a great time, but then realize they have nothing to do, especially since their retarded friends are no longer following them everywhere. Basically a place for lifeless, hopeless university rejects. Thank god i only have to go for one semester!
Person 1: Dude hows community college?
Person 2: Bruh it blows. Its so fuckin boring Im surrounded by rejects
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communism

kim jung ill is communist, he practices communism

kim jung il is pure fucking evil.
by karatabeatch March 8, 2010
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rossmore community college

The most pathetic excuse for a school anyone could ever see/experiance first hand.
"What GCSE's did you get? 7 U's and 2 G's"
"Wow you went to 'ROSSMORE COMMUNITY COLLEGE' then"
"Yup"
by Lorenzo14_21 October 3, 2006
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Communism

A mythical form of government orignially dreamed up by Marx and Engles in their book "The communist Manifesto". Under communism everyone would be forced to be equal to give everyone equal amounts of everything, no individuality would be experienced and if you excel in any way you will be handicapped for the good of all. There is no form of government or currency, desire to excel and greed is abolished by magic, all people happily coexist with no desire to do so. Under communism the government does not exist and is expected to give out all needs equally.
<communist>Hey, what now?
<communist>I dunno, wanna work?
<communist>Nah whats the point?
<communist>good point, lets go to the perople's bar and get wasted
<communist>A round of people's ale for all!
by Communism doesnt work August 14, 2004
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