Captain Jack Sparrow

A drink consisting of Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan. This night will eventually end up with you looking for your Black Pearl, yarring most of the time and walking as if you had a wooden leg.
Guaranteed loss of sight, eye patch or not.

- Would you like a Captain Jack Sparrow?
- No thanks. Last time I woke up with a tribe in the Caribbeans.

by aram_j June 23, 2011

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Captain Vagina

A man loudly claiming to be a feminist who will fight gallantly in arguing women's issues that have nothing to do with him, often for the sole purpose of getting sex. Very often beta male types.

He's just playing Captain Vagina because he has no other way of getting laid

by Psychedelichousewife February 9, 2017

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lying for no reason. like actually why would you say this

zero: I go to Yale

everyone: STOP THE CAP

by Ouzi May 3, 2021

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No Cap

Slang To not lie or to be telling the truth.

Bro like no cap she fine af. Or nah bro you capping she ugly af.

by Anonymous5566777 October 14, 2018

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Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.

While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010

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CAPE COD

Cape Cod has bumper to bumper traffic in the summer, and empty roads in the winter. Tourists show up for the good weather and run and hide before the snow comes.

Cape Cod was covered in snow and no one was there to care.

by one of the locals... January 25, 2005

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