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church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.
Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness
by notncrmie July 12, 2017
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My next Google search... I heard it bombed. I heard it got thrashed in the reviews. Disappointing.
Hym "Does Lady Gaga get naked in the Joker sequel..........? *Sigh* It doesn't say... Damn..."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2024
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Naked Scorpion

He was trying to impress her with the naked scorpion.
by ClemStokley March 27, 2025
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Naked hillbilly

Shotgunning an energy drink prefaced by a lick of tajin for a little extra *spice*
We each took a naked hillbilly and were tweakinthe rest of the day
by Dutchdefinitions April 14, 2023
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Butt Naked Wank

When you have the house all to yourself and crank the hog totally butt ass naked
Cuh u haven’t had a butt naked wank??? Ur missing out
by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023
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Naked

Stands for: “Nice and Kind EveryDay
Remember kids, be NAKED!”
by Kat4ttack September 15, 2020
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Naked Hard Hat

Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head
Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
by nkdhrdhat October 7, 2017
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