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Bump and Slide

A dick move used by assholes in Gran Turismo who can't drive. They bump you in a corner and then slide right by.
Ass hat; "Watch me run the bump and slide on this fuck.."

You: "Fucking dick...."

Ass hat: "I win"
by Ihateyourface December 12, 2012
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homie bump

When you give your homie a little bit of something (coke) for free because you are friends.
Hey bro, please can I get a homie bump? It’s been a hard day.
by Realhomiebruh August 20, 2022
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jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.
"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015
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bump juice

When your beach volleyball partner flows the smoothest bump set to you ever...
"Weird...another defender takes a @jakesgibb bump juice to the stratosphere"
by beachvolleyazn July 13, 2018
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Allergy Bumps

The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.

The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.
Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.
by your mother is ugly September 19, 2011
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mast bumping

1. Occurs during the act of sexual intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and subsequently bumps into another part of the body, causing discomfort and requiring immediate correction.
My dick fell out of my girlfriend, mast bumping her thigh on the next stroke. Man, that hurt.
by Some dude47678 May 20, 2014
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Homie bump

When your homie gives you a lil bump of coke for free
Hey bro, it’s been a really hard day, can I please get a homie bump?
by Realhomiebruh August 20, 2022
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