The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.
The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.
The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.
Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.
by your mother is ugly September 19, 2011
Get the Allergy Bumpsmug. 1. Occurs during the act of sexual intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and subsequently bumps into another part of the body, causing discomfort and requiring immediate correction.
by Some dude47678 May 20, 2014
Get the mast bumpingmug. Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.
"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015
Get the jew bumpmug. by beachvolleyazn July 13, 2018
Get the bump juicemug. by carsoccerguy February 26, 2022
Get the Bandgeek Bumpmug. The bony bump on the back of many dogs' heads. The larger the mutt bump the more likely the dog is a mixed breed or a mutt.
(Harry) Check out this Black Lab I got.
(Larry) Nah, he ain't a Lab.
(Harry) What? How would you know?
(Harry) He's got a big ol' mut bump.
(Harry) His mutt bump doesn't prove he's a mutt.
(Larry) Guess not. But he still ain't a Black Lab.
(Larry) Nah, he ain't a Lab.
(Harry) What? How would you know?
(Harry) He's got a big ol' mut bump.
(Harry) His mutt bump doesn't prove he's a mutt.
(Larry) Guess not. But he still ain't a Black Lab.
by vordmeister July 8, 2011
Get the mutt bumpmug. by Realhomiebruh August 20, 2022
Get the homie bumpmug.