Brandon Herrera

AKA "AK Daddy" and "Papa Kalash"

A youtube gun celebrity and owner of the AKG firearms company. His main project over at AKG is the AK-50.
Known for his Gun Meme Review and Cursed Gun Images video series'. Currently hated by both Demolition Ranch and Kentucky Ballistics for quote, "playing them against each other." (;

Brandon Herrera, the greatest lover of kalashes and the Daddy of all AKs. One day, Brandon will successfully produce the AK-50 which will be the biggest and baddest AK ever made.

by Paulson Harrell September 8, 2020

Brandon Moment

A moment of time in which a person has a large amount of stupidity and forgets something trivial or important.

1. "Dude, you have to see this!" *shows* *moments later* "Dude, you have to see this!"

2. "I think you're the only person in the world not to use Trishula's effect when you summon it." "Yeah, you just had a Brandon Moment."

by ColdKlaus September 2, 2011

Joe Brandon

Literal Dementia. Used to describe when one cannot remember or stumble in speech.

Person one: I think that we should awebufagulabiusescuseme....ahem
Person two: think you just had a Joe Brandon!

by Маршал Чилтонов July 7, 2022

Brandon Marks

The greatestestest guy ever. He makes me giggle. Great taste in music;;amazing eyes. Can't bowl, but that's okay, haha. My best guy friend, possibly? HottHottHott :D
I love this kid, haha. :

Brandon Marks. What the hell does it matter?! Meet the dude and you won't need a damn example :P

by BarneyIsAmazinggg. January 4, 2009

Dark Brandon

A highly cringy take by political and media marketing to make President Biden seem cool.

Stop trying to make Dark Brandon happen! It's so cringe!!

by Blood Alpha August 9, 2022

brandon novak

Bam's horny friend from sirius radio. He was addicted to herion sience he was 17 and is now clean, and if he stays that way gets to live with bam. He is sexy, but has many STD's.

he gets alot of chicks

by amy April 20, 2005

Brandon Paine

The GREATEST pussy eater OF ALL TIMES! Is able to satisify the stubbornest of snatches. Capiable of going down for days on end, not even coming up for air, until the job is done. No pussy scares him! From a big ol' hair pie to bald cunt. If it's not discolored, disfiggured, or smelling like an open can of tuna that has been sitting out on the counter for 8 days... he'll eat the hell out of it!

" Damn... the guy I hooked up with last night was a total Brandon Paine. He made me scrub my shit up first but then ate it like there was no tomorrow"

by 2up4fun November 27, 2011