loser bowl

1. (n.) A competition or label for those in an eternal state of defeat, especially in the realm of FIFA '14. One gains the title of "loser bowl" by losing absurd amounts of consecutive games, or by losing to a female amateur. Synonym: NIT, Consolation game

2. (n.) A profanity that replaces a greeting upon seeing someone to degrade their self-worth.

3. (adj.) To suck major bawls.

1. "Wow, Arya lost 3-1 to Jessica? He is in the eternal Loser Bowl now."
2. "Decker saw Riley and instantly shouted 'LOSER BOWL!!!' without even a hello. How rude."
3. "John whooped Cody's ass last night in Fifa? Wow, Cody is so loser bowl."

by dxfifachampakajohnlibabygirl December 12, 2013

bowling buddy

when someone is not playing the other person, and actually just wants to be bowling buddies

i’m not playing you, i just want to be your bowling buddy

by anonymous July 25, 2022

bread bowl

When during intercourse or masturbation you cum in the belly button, making a breadbowl. V: Breadbowling.

Kanye West: "I fucked a bitch while she sippin' red wine, I gave her a bread bowl for lord Jesus Christ"

by kanyestan August 23, 2020

Bowl Bullshitter

Somebody who is very skillful at the art of stalling the rotation.

Fuckin jake needs to quit bein a bowl bullshitter and pass that pipe.

by bigbongdonglongschlong October 19, 2009

Render the bowl

To take a dump so explosive that it completely covers every part of the porcelain in a textured turd finish consistent with an external rendered look

Bro I just completely render the bowl

by Bj swartz October 9, 2019

Alan Bowl

An Alan Bowl is a half empty bowl of flower Usually enjoyed by oneself alone.

I had a very rough day and came home and stared at my Alan Bowl

by Enormous Anonymous February 11, 2019

Pollock bowl

Explosive diarrhea all over the toilet bowl that looks like a Jackson Pollock painting.

Someone left a pollock bowl in the bathroom at the Mexican Post.

by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018