Birthday Salad

Fecal Matter (n.) which takes different forms, i.e. a sandwhich, fruit, chips, cake.

It's your birthday and you are very hungry. You must eat a birthday salad.

by Quoreen Kwyn May 2, 2011

Birthday

Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped

I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov

Why do we even celebrate your birthday

by Alex+Jaz October 8, 2019

Platinum Birthday

A Birthday Celebration that YOU get to pick. Maybe you're turning 28, and that number has some significance to you, you could make your 28th Birthday your PLATINUM Birthday.

"My Golden Birthday was when I was 9, which was dumb. But my Platinum Birthday is when I turn 22, Because that's my favorite number"

by AOTR22 March 6, 2017

birthdaying

The act of telling someone happy birthday.

Thanks for the birthdayings!

by vadersfinest October 21, 2009

birthday hype

an indivisual who wants somthing on the whole week of there birthday and will use thier birthday to try and get it.

"Dude can i have that it was my birthday yesterday!"

"no! your such a birthday hype"

by philosopher 27 October 23, 2009

Birthday Dance

A naturally occurring phenomenon on Facebook Walls that happens every Wednesday for an indefinite amount of time. The origin of Birthday Dance is not yet known however scientists are striving to discover it's origins using the Large Hadron-Collider; the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator located under the French-Swiss border.

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Carly: STOP...
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Carly: i dont get it?
March 10 at 8:34pm
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by Dank Sauce April 7, 2010

Birthday-Shift

The need to reorganize a birthday celebration for someone who is too busy working or out of town on his or her birthday.

"Crap I'm going to be out of town on my birthday. I hope Sandra isn't going to mind pulling a birthday-shift for me."

"Don't worry, Chris, she's knows, she's hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she's got your real birthday planned for another day."

by birthday_administrator April 26, 2010