A person who has an elevated obsession with makeup to the point where it becomes a fetish. They're willing to make any financial sacrifice to attain cosmetics.
My friend Rose reached her credit limit on her mastercard buying makeup at the mall. What a beauty beast!
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Get the True Beauty mug.A moment in time where someone whom you find completely unattractive actually looks like someone you would want to procreate with. Common among celebrities who get airbrushed beyond recognition.
(shows a magazine cover with Kristen Stewart on it actually looking pretty)
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."
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Get the Situational Beauty mug.A desert beauty is described as a female that is rare among other people. The female is not conventionally pretty facial wise, but still has a lot to offer.
Female: Hey would you be interested in my friend Alexys?
Male: Uh no way she's considered a desert beauty. I'm sure she has a nice personality though.
Male: Uh no way she's considered a desert beauty. I'm sure she has a nice personality though.
by Msclueless March 16, 2019
Get the desert beauty mug.When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.
Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.
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