Mar, stay away from that bandit! They're real unpredictable.
That bandit cant be trusted dont be goin around just givin shit to her
That bandit cant be trusted dont be goin around just givin shit to her
by Jones3507 June 13, 2023

by ZombieZ93 December 31, 2017

A member of the homo genus who loves to give blowjobs and queef to a variety of species out of a gas station glory hole.
They can be identified by their love for Invisalign and sagging of the pants.
They can be identified by their love for Invisalign and sagging of the pants.
by habahabas December 9, 2024

Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.
Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.
Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023

by don henry August 3, 2004

by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019

Akeem asked Josh for a condom and he replied “nigga you know I don’t use condoms imma naked head bandit boy”
by Daddy0819 January 14, 2018
