tool bandit

Male or female who likes to suck a penis
by Urban w July 08, 2022
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bandit camp

there are only so many bandit camp you can read
by Stark0407 October 04, 2019
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The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021
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Roadside Bandit

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)

Favourite smell: anything that gets you high
Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf
by Jake Burnston October 06, 2012
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go bandit

to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.
After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.
by Billy Us January 21, 2014
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The kissy-faced bandits

Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.
Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!
by Princecole12 November 27, 2023
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bone marrow bandit

he is out on the streets coming for your bone marrow watch out for a five foot 6 blonde headed nigga looking for your marrow
hey have you heard of the bone marrow bandit hes apearently has stolen 20 bone barrows this month alone
by willam berks June 04, 2024
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