TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023

the lotion bandit

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

oh god damn JERRY wheres the lotion

jerry:i think the lotion bandit took it

by Weaboo666 January 4, 2019

blowpop bandits

a group of 6 girls which is the shiznit!!they rock at tping so beware!!!they are non floozies

the blowpop bandits don't like don!

by don henry August 3, 2004

anti-bandit

one who instead of taking objects from the scene of the crime leaves minor inconviences for others to clean up

dude, did you hear.....the anti-bandit struck again; this time he left ink and cigarette butts in the stairwell

by kbrow May 13, 2010

Laker Ice Bandit

Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.

Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.

Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night

by TheUnderCoverWizrd December 7, 2023

bradman bandits

its simply the bradman bandits

"hey honey did you see that group of boys last night?"

"no who where they?"
"You stupid idiot they were the fucking bradman bandits!!"

by Emini123 October 20, 2022

Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit

A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.

"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.

by JoeStentorian November 2, 2023