Hot brown bake

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.

Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!

by Taintslayer156 September 1, 2015

half-baked egg

A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?

by Sexydimma July 13, 2016

Charleston Clam Bake

The instance in which 3-6 obese women bask in a hot tub naked. Any larger group is considered a Louisville Lobster Boil.

The vacation was going great until I walked in on a Charleston Clam Bake. Shit was awful.

by Khimp April 17, 2020

Haitian clam bake

Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!

by Debaucherous_Son May 5, 2018

baked bean <3

the best girlfriend on the planet and i’m so thankful to have her

“is that your gf? yeah pretty right 😎”

but i have to include-baked bean <3

by pootsylv October 2, 2021

auschwitz easy bake

The act of gas torching (crop dusting) a group of people. Usually, inside a hot vehicle, an enclosed room or a sauna. The Auschwitz easy bake is named after the infamous Nazi gas chambers and Jew ovens at Auschwitz.

Marcy wanted a cake so I whipped up an auschwitz easy bake. She puked for an hour straight.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2023

half baked marriage

When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.

My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.

by Dented cat January 12, 2023