Aaron

A gay man who loves playing butt darts when he's not monitoring glory holes with his mouthpiece

"That poor Aaron,"

by Beastonem July 26, 2016

Aaron

An inconsiderate asshole who disregards his friends feelings and doesn't keep promises.

I'm an Aaron and I don't give a f**k about you.

by annoyed waffle July 23, 2017

Aaron

That one extra kid who is insanely anoyying and will bug the shit out of you. Used for boy and girl names, Aarons are usually little bitches who are dyslexic.

Girl 1: Aaron is so annoying.
Girl 2: Yaaaaasss bitch I hate him.
Both: Yaaaaaaasssss fuck Aaron.

by Person75 December 5, 2017

Aaron

Aaron is an adjective for a man who will regardless of age always live with his mum. An Aaron will usually have a lot of pictues of his cat on his phone. Other than cats Aarons also generally have a penchant for small Asian woman and bukkake...they will never have the opportunity to experience the pleasure of either.

Aaron: Cat loving, Asian girl fantasising, Douche bagging Doucher!

by Andiandi81 September 25, 2009

Aaron

Looks the aushwitz man who enjoys drinking bleach and shooting up schools and he is batman.

Aaron is batman.

by CloseYourLegs November 10, 2016

hank aaron

to have sex with your partner and when she turns around hit her with a baseball bat and run away.

i was doing that girl then i gave her a hank aaron.

by Tommy88 December 8, 2006

Aaron Wirtz

Aa-ron Wirtz
{air-un werts} proper noun, noun

Proper Noun:
A mildly handsome, unwillingly celebate, single man of Celtic origin. Aaron Wirtz is known for a hearty laugh and a boisterous demeanor. Although hard-headed, Aaron has a passionate work ethic and loves llamas. His current occupation, leaf sucking, oft leads to teary-eyed dreams of a better life in the fire service. Despite his twitchy disposition and apparent Tourette's affliction, Wirtzy is a creature of stoic poise and daring resolve.

noun:
One of seedy methods and motives.

Proper Noun:
Random Outburst: Aaron Wirtz exclaimed, "Goats!"

When Threatened: "Don't look at me like that, I'm a friggin' Ninja!"

In utter disbelief, Aaron stated "You've gotta f***ing kinding me!"

by Ryan Q / Russ November 10, 2008