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joke mountain

Reached by the final joker when a joke amongst friends continues to escalate to the point where you can go no higher joking about the current topic.
Tyler: Haha! ..and then she grabs a banana and slowly slides it in & out of her mouth real slow like!! hahah..
Jim: ...yeah! and then she takes the banana and bites it in half with the skin on... hahah
Tyler: Whoa man!! I had joke mountain on that.. I reached joke mountain dude. You took it too far...
by smokeywizard October 24, 2016
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Joke Server

A complex, dedicated computed server designed to use parallel processing to handle large volumes of information related to jokes. Joke analysts can then consolidate raw data from the server to formulate jokes and pranks.
Kyle heard that the joke server had crashed, but wasn't worried because Robert assured him that the backup system would handle the extra capacity until the problem could be solved by the IBM engineers.
by Joke Lord December 24, 2010
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Joke on the cide

When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.
"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."
by Gregaroidson. June 7, 2017
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Practical Joke

Man: Sorry about that prank yesterday.
Man 2: It's fine, it was just a practical joke.
by michaelbama May 15, 2019
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Laugh and Jokes

Elision of For a Laugh and Jokes
Abbreviation: L&J's
Made by Cal Griff (by accident)

1. To do something for the hell of it.
2. To show when you aren't being serious (or when you are and don't want shit about it).
1. A. Wanna go to the fair tommorow?

B. Nah, that's gay?

A. C'mon, for laugh and jokes?

B. Ok

2. A. Shut up you fat bitch!

B. What?

C. Harsh!

A. Laugh and jokes!
by battybumcheese May 11, 2011
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nuts jokes

Jokes made with Drumstick Ice Cream peanuts that coat the outside.Usually made with the ones that have fallen off and are still in the bag.
Nuts jokes:

"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."
by Slabahan Doughety November 7, 2007
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bad joke

when some nerd says a bad joke
nerd: your ugly
any one else: bad joke but shrek called he wants his face back

that’s a good joke ^ or any your mom joke or dad jokes
by judithondabeat March 12, 2019
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