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5 hour dick

Girl, if you get five hour dick, you will be in a wheelchair. You will be in so much pain, not even medicine will help that pussy of yours.
girl: "Girl, tell me you did not just get some 5 hour dick."
girl 2: "Girl....I can't move."
by E.m.0_style January 26, 2020
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2 Hour Special

When you buy a game on steam, play it for just under 2 hours and return it because it's most likely a shit game and you get bored easily.
Brian: "Hey! We should try this game!"

Tyler: "It's shit"

Chris: "Ya, but 2 hour special! "
by Jason Cerna July 14, 2018
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Sad Nigga Hours

That Time of the Night between 2 am and 4:30 am Where You Just Lie in Bed, and Reflect Upon Yourself, then slowly Slide into a depressive state. Typically Happens while Listening to Lofi or any other type of Slow, Chill music.
“Damn, I did a Lot of Bad shit in My life, I’m a fucking Worthless Piece of Shit...”

*Checks Phone*

“Yep... 3:30.... Sad Nigga Hours
by Some Guy Vibing March 15, 2020
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Horny nigga hours

When a nigga is horny can happen at any time
Every time I close my eyes I wake up feeling so horny
Song example of horny nigga hours 🤷 ♂️
by Blxckmxn._ February 19, 2022
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Real Winky Hours

That time of night (historically past midnight) when the mind starts to stray, often resulting in much more suggestive messaging between two individuals. Said messages will often end with a "winky face".
I'm starting to feel a tingle, we must be approaching Real Winky Hours babe
by thomaspott3r December 27, 2019
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Sad Relationship Hours

Sad relationship hours is the time from 8:30 to 11:30 pm. Any nigga can talk about their relationships freely without being judged. It can be any type of relationship too, sexual, romantic, family, etc. You can talk about things people have done wrong to you or what you’d like to make happen in the relationship. Vent to yo gals/guys/nonbios/etc, about whats happening. It’s like sad nigga hours, but for something that hurts you more.
Girl I talked about my friend relationship with Tasha the whole time during Sad Relationship Hours..
by CantFindADamnSnack October 5, 2017
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sad paula hours

depressive mood during eu law class causing you to reconsider your life choices.
i need my own life so bad, feeling the sad paula hours atm.
by hartfordhasit November 22, 2022
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